WELCOME TO THE FARM
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q ... Is this you in the photo ?
A ... Yes, you can tell it's me because the birds I am shooting at are on the ground ( see my other gun photo on humor page)
Q ... Do you have sunflower fields ?
A ... NO, we are surrounded by sunflower and other grain fields, all we have is grass, trees and birds
Q ... Do you have room for 1 to 5 hunters today or tomorrow or next week ?
A ... YES, Opening weekend is packed to the gills but after that its light to moderate traffic and very light on weekdays
Q ... Do you have room for 40 hunters there next Friday ?
A ... Yes, please call me ASAP
Q ... What time can we go on the property ?
A ... Anytime after Dawn or Sun-Up that there is Sunlight
Q ... What time do we need to leave the property ?
A ... Be out and off of the property before Sunset, before it gets dark and before there is no sunlight
Q ... What is the weather like there ?
A ... I do not know, day before it barely sprinkled here, 2 miles west they got 2" and at San Antonio Airport about 6" or 7"
Q ... How can I find out about the weather there ?
A ... This is Texas, go to https://www.wunderground.com/weather-radar/united-states-regional/tx/san-antonio
Q ... What was the weather like there yesterday ?
A ... I do not know, I was in another State yesterday but I heard it rained 1/4 inch at the farm and 12 inches at the airport
Q ... What has the weather been like there today ?
A ... Well, here at this place it's been like the Sahara Desert for the past year but I hear it is raining at my neighbors place
Q ... How are the birds flying there ?
A ... We are in a good flight path and I think most are flying on air with two wings
Q ... Do you have any birds there ?
A ... Yes, and the number varies, sometimes they go this way and sometimes that way, they just do what birds do
Q ... How can I see more birds #1 ?
A ... Avoid positioning yourself on the tailgate of your truck like the majority of hunters and try some bird decoys
Q ... How can I see more birds #2 ?
A ... Know yourself, your prey and your weapon and stay within your limitations
Q ... How can I see more birds #3 ?
A ... Do not shoot at other types of birds, the dove can hear your gun shots and will know where you are
Q ... How can I see more birds #4 ?
A ... Do not miss your shot, birds can communicate and will lead other birds away from hunters sitting on their tailgates
Q ... Do you guarantee I will see a lot of birds #1 ?
A ... NO, we put our property directly in a major flight path but have no control over weather or birds
Q ... Do you guarantee I will see a lot of birds #2 ?
A ... NO, we do like our participants to be satisfied so we have occasionally allowed free return hunts on birdless occasions
Q ... Is a half day hunt $50 ?
A ... YES, for the month of September , otherwise see the price sheet for more details
Q ... Is an all day hunt $100 ?
A ... YES, otherwise see the prices as listed or in the discount price sheet for more details
Q ... Is a half day hunt in the morning or evening ?
A ... YES, you choose when you want to hunt
Q ... Do you meet me out there to collect the papers and money ?
A ... NO, there is a deposit box at the gate at hunting area 3 so deposit your money and papers in the slot under the lid
Q ... Do you take us and show us where to hunt ?
A ... NO, go hunt anywhere you like but please stay out of shooting range of other hunters that where there before you
Q ... Can I take my wife or girlfriend even if she is not going to be hunting ?
A ... YES but she will still need to complete the agreement and note on the agreement that she is not hunting
Q ... If I take my wife or girlfriend do we need to pay a fee if they are not hunting ?
A ... Yes a $1.00 fee will be charged so it will be a ligitamate economic exchange.
Q ... What if I take my her and she is not hunting but you see her holding or shooting a gun ?
A ... You or her will pay the required fee and then along with the next 10 generations of your children will be banned
Q ... Can I take my child even if they will not be hunting ?
A ... YES but you will still need to complete the agreement and the parental consent form and pay hte $1.00 economic exchange fee.
Q ... If I take my child do we need to pay a fee if they are not hunting ?
A ... Yes, a $1.00 economic exchange fee.
Q ... What if I take my child and they are not hunting but you see the child holding or shooting a gun ?
A ... You will pay the fee as a nuisance tax, be banned from the property and get to talk to the Sheriff or Game Warden for criminal trespassing with a minor child.
Q ... Is it ok for me to shoot towards other people, buildings, vehicles , across fences or across roads ?
A ... NO, a guy did it this past Saturday and peppered me repeatedly at my farm house while shooting across the road , he got banned from the property and a complaint filed for trespassing by projectile and assault with a loaded firearm
Q ... What kinds of things will get me banned ?
A ... Violating ANY of the terms of the hunting agreement or doing some other foolish thing.
Q ... Is there anything else that will cause me to get banned from the property ?
A ... Being nuisance enough that I get a phone call complaint and have to stop working to come talk to you.
Please let me know if I am missing any ..
We wish you the best of luck